My point is.. after being in the office for blah number of hrs, don't make me eat with them. NoooooOOOoooOooooooooOooooooooOoo.
We have a visitor today and the rule is everytime a visitor comes we MUST go out and have dinner with the visitor.
On one hand, free food and at restaurants right? On the other hand - business conversations which you have no idea about, laughing over jokes which are not funny and are too technical and you know damn right everyone is frigging laughing cos there is nothing else to say or do.
Not forgetting talking about current events, major events, famous people who died, weather, countries, you know those conversations that normal people like us just.. um.. don't talk about?
So its me, with a bunch of other people who talking e=z X ezf2 + et233 * e23. And I talk "I watched Game Plan on Sunday. It was funny. The Rock is cool. Quite impressed with his acting. After all, he was from WWE. Who'd have known? You do know what's WWE right? It was formerly known as WWF. No, not the organization with the panda logo... "
No, I am not unintelligent. I just don't like to choose"trying-to-show-how-darn-smart-you-are" dinner conversation.
Is that wrong?
Oh shit, I hear the laughter. You know THAT LAUGHTER. The one used when a conversation comes to an end? Though what was discussed was not funny and completely serious and sombre? That one that men use? That awful unision ha ha ha ha always in 5 hahas. You know that one!??!!?!? They are coming !! OH NO!!!
I have to go soon. And our visitor - looks like he has a permanent stick up his arse.
He is from England. England? Where's that? In France. No, England. arrrr. No idea. England? Arrrr....?
(Russell Peters joke. Wise up crackheads. Go and watch him. )
Mummy! Help me!
I shall end this post by saying:
1) These ppl suck
2) I like this poster.

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