Believe It or NOT

Yesterday

I was at school and went to the ladies and there was another classmate (who I recognize by face but never spoke to her) who was in the other cubicle.
As I was doing my business (aka peeing) I thought, THOUGHT ONLY, thought I heard a moan.
Hmm ok. I took my time and still waited even though I was done. And there it was - constant soft whimpering.
What was she doing, I wonder? It sounded wet.

Today

I called the cops! I called the neighbourhood police station on a bunch of mat-minah-scooters under the block making such a racket.
The officers took a frigging hour to come. They are located behind, I REPEAT, behind our street. Wow.
According to my dad, he could have murdered someone and they wouldn't have caught him.
Disturbing thoughts from a 51 yr old. But so true! What the hell man!
The mat-minahs cld have been high on weed for all you know and I'm sure they'd have hung around for 1 freuding hour to be caught.

They had their mat-minah-rocker songs going on and one girl was laughing like an injured hyena (according to Vani whom I'm so sure has encountered an injured hyena) but no shit man, they were just so damn bloody irritating.
And they weren't teens either, my mum had a peek and they were at least in their mid-twenties.

MID-TWENTIES. Hey, don't you guys have like 2 kids each to go home and attend to ? Oh wait, my bad, kids are usually thrown to the mothers.

Now I am not being a racist but why do mat-minahs just lurve hanging out bawah kolong blok? (English translation : under the block).

Don't they have a job to go to at 8.30am tomorrow morning? Work to complete? Datelines to meet? Bosses to please?

So it went down like this:
I was at my assignment, Vani & my dad standing in the study room for nearly 1 hr looking out the window hoping to spot the police car. I initated the first call to the cops. WE kept bugging my dad to call again so he did after 30 mins. Nothing. 15 mins later, he got mad and redialed and scolded the woman over the phone. He said, you tell me straight, if u police won't do anything, I will go down myself and settle it.
He was informed they were down on manpower.

Down on man power. On a Tuesday. Midnight. Bedok.

No shit. I can see how that will be tricky.


Sheesh. Why is the world like this?
I just finished my OTB group assignment. Had to piece together 5 assignments into one.
I'm tired.
Good night.