Fact:

I didn't write the previous post. Vani (an annoying 13-yr old who happens to be my sister God save me) did. I stopped studyin since last week now I have two assignments due. Great. Gonna start right now. Uh huh.

By the way, Bedok has a donut shop! I LOVE glazed donuts or is it doughnuts? Dunkin was always the best but the one here has nice icing but the doughnut itself tastes cheap - you know those that really taste deep-fried.
But I like it! Got custard, cream filled, orange glazed, blueberry. Yummm....
I need to stop eating. Eating too much.

I shall end this post by saying:
I know that you know that I know you know I know about it.
Yup.

November 18's the big day.
No.
I'm not getting married.
It's just my exams...


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Hi,

Pics of Black Eyed Peas concert loaded. Alot of pics - abt 100+, but only loaded these few ones. Can't possibly load all.
No stealing.
By the way, anyone interested in the TV that's up for grabs in the previous entry?
LOSERS. All losers.

P.S: I'm not at work today. ha ha ha.

Opening Act : Click Five



















No, she cannot play the guitar..
she just took it and started jumping ard with it.


















Stacey "Fergie"























Fergie's FACE

Wannabe pwincess

Sheik Haikal look-a-like playing the trumpet to Pump It

Should I or should I not?

Yes, I know I have yet to upload the BEP pics - haven't uploaded from the camera yet. Monique hasn't been having my company recently. Poor broad. But I did watch Prison Break on her. Yes! Prison Break. Dailymotion is slow to upload and tv-links (the usual one I watch from) is closed down so I found another one and managed to watch.
Can't remember what it was. (Won't tell you either.)

Since my mid-term is cancelled, I'm at a loss whether I should cancel my leave or not this Friday. Too little leave - too many days I don't feel like going to work. Wait, that seems like alot of days.. We should work from Mon- Thurs only.
And as Francine (the Frannie on my tagboard) said once, we shld get a holiday everytime it rains. I totally agree. It rained yesterday you know, and the day before. Don't ppl in other countries get the day off if it snows heavily? Shouldn't the same apply here?
Oh, blast the damn equator which had to be located near us. Or else we'd spend the day happily shovelling snow and piling it at the front door and slowly dig our way through to get it and patch it back as we dig along and viola! - best excuse not to go to work. Trapped in your very own house.

Not a good excuse? You got a better one? Email me and you could stand to win a 16inch reversable flat plasma screen blue-ray squawk-box TV. Yup. the latest the world has ever seen.
I have it. And I will give it to you.

Yesterday we drove around to Changi and it was so fun. Raushan and I shared a footlong subway sandwich and we were bickering to what veges to add, he said he wanted different ones so we decided to tell the guy separately. This is how it went down.

Me: Fine than! You go first.
Raushan: *blur look*
Me: Tell him larrr.
Raushan: Oh, sorry. Okay I want onions.
*guy puts onions and waits for further instructions.*
*I look at Raushan and wait for him to hurry the hell up.*
Raushan: *looks at us* That's it.
*guy smiles*
*I laugh like mad*
WAIT~! Guess what sauce he asked for.
Sweet onion.
(Alas, when the guy was packing the sandwiches he asked for lettuce for he felt it was too bare & pathetic. No shit.)

I shall end this post by plagarizing what I saw in a powerpoint presentation that was sent to me.

Remember these simple guidelines for happiness:

1. Free your heart from hate (very hard)
2. Free your mind from worry (even harder)
3. Live simple (this is Singapore)
4. Give more (NKF anyone?)
5. Expect less (not too possible)

What a Monday..

Whoo! Black Eyed Peas concert was P O W E R!
Click Five was featured, I wouldn't call myself a fan of theirs, only like one or two songs and I hate their hair-dos.

But Black Eyed Peas were REALLY REALLY GOOD!

Will.i.am was wicked!! He was entertaining and proclaimed how much he loves Singapore (everyone says that wherever they go. blah. We know. Stop lying. No No No No, Baby, No No No No Don't Lieeeeeeeeeeeee. )

Fergie was definitely a very good performer, though I wouldn't really say she's a very good singer. She can hold her voice but in Live, she's too shrill for my liking like really high pitched. Even when she was singing her single, Big Girls Don't Cry, which was a low voice in her real song, she was a pitch too high in my opinion.


She changed outfits abt 3 times but what's up with the last outfit. She was wearing an oversized t-shirt which said "Fergie. Will.i.am. Taboo" with skin tight shimmery GOLD, yes GOLD tights.
Uh huh.
But I liked her "school uniform" outfit though and one outfit, she wore a long sleeves mid-riff blue shirt and she was sweating badly. Can't blame the girl. I've read about how hot it really is on-stage, I suppose with all the lights emitting heat.
But she is a show stopper! Really good performer.

They did a 1-hr performance then said goodbye abruptly. The lights went out and everyone was confused if it really was over and they hadn't performed "Where's the love?" & "Let's Get The Party Started". wtf, no Where's the love?
Everyone started chanting "We want more. We want more" then some idiots left - HELLO? The lights were still off, the camera & sound system guys weren't packing up. Wasn't it obvious it wasn't over yet? They would have turned on the lights right? They can't expect ppl to walk out in the dark right? SOTONGS.

After like 20 mins of wait, Will.i.am came onstage and said "did yal really think we were leaving? Come on man." It was hillarious, the way he teased the crowd.

What was really cool when Will.i.am asked everyone to take out their mobile phones and the lights were switched off and it was beautiful. The whole place had multi-colored lights from the phones. It was really really a beautiful sight. Like watching multi-colored stars swaying to music.

Now to the bad part of the evening.

I was supposed to be driven home but it didn't happen as someone else was being a (add word now).

Scenario explained indirectly:
Imagine this yeah, A tells B to get a license so that B can use A's car. When B finally gets a license, A says "oh you need more practice before you can take my car out alone." FAIR ENOUGH. But why did A promise B that B could take the car out? I honestly think ppl who just passed their driving drive way better than those who passed a long time ago - reason : they forget everything they learn.
That probably explains why A drives like 24hrs last for 7days and you just gotta kill time by driving like you're pressing the accelator with your tongue. And also how A takes, gee, 15 mins to park a car.

So can I ask A why A was comfortable with B driving the car when B was 1) without a license and drove around the block and secluded areas (no TP mah) and 2)drive long distance in another country.
I think A is being a total biatch and B is an idiot for not telling A off in the first place. First A didnt want B to drive alone, then when B gave in and asked A to come, A kept saying A was tired.
What a fu***d up person.
If I see A anytime soon, oh boy is A gonna experience sacarsm in another level. I really can't stand it when A keeps telling B and B's brother like so simply, oh take my car la, you wanna borrow anything just take la.

I shall end this post by saying :-

Don't take for granted what people tell you. Always double check and make sure things are crystal clear before you really take someone's word for it. If that person is an asshole and turns things around - please state your argument. Please do not act like a "meh meh sheep" and keep quiet because sometimes, people who think they are Jesus need to be put in their places.

Not everyone is as generous as they claim to be. It's all just "for show" like when you meet an ex-classmate and you ooze pretense and say "Hey what's your number, we shld meet up sometime". You KNOW you have absolutely zero interest in meeting that person.
Same thing here. Ppl say things for the sake of it.

Girls & Boys - Don't be STUPID.


Oh wait - I will upload the pics in next entry & my mid term is postponed till further notice! yeay!

Blue Black

Yeay! Tonight I'm going for Black Eyed Peas concert! Got the ticket for free from a manager here (they always get free stuff, but no one can get for me Linkin Park. DIE PEOPLE DIE)

Was actually thinking twice about going since I have the last lesson of Workplace Law tonight and I was worried he might give focus areas, but I will got for it on Wed and Wed's OTB lesson I will go on Thurs. Sigh. so many adjustments. Exam on Sat..

But now, Black Eyed Peas okay.

Pramodh (ex-colleague from Call Ctr) suggested drinking before the show..

Note: I'm going with the mgr, his wife & 2 kids & another lady.

I DOUBT IT.

T.G.I.F - Thank God It's Friday

It's Friday! It's Friday! Wuhoo!

But I'm closer and closer to my mid term and not really done much.
Plan for tomorrow - go to Singapore Expo coffee bean frm morning and STUDY.
I can't study at home, too many distractions and I can't study at the library, no space.
So must go somewhere else and study plus the coffee bean there (though there is hardly any variety with what they offer) is condusive and I must get there early.

I'm taking Monique with me. Who's this Monique, one might wonder.
Monique is the beautiful lady whose picture I posted in my last post? Hopefully there is a socket for me to plug her in and move her around - doesn't sound right does it?

Monique is my new best friend.
Mummy wants to borrow her and Vani wants to "pimp" her up but they are all strangers to her. Monique only likes me. I am the only one she trusts. I am the only one she loves. She is all mine during the night (during the day I'm starring at this shit thing where I do shit work).
Go away Vani. Go away Mummy.
Leave her alone.

But Monique, why were you so goddamn expensive?
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME YOU BIATCH!
When my exam is over, I will play with you more okay? I promise. I will put nice pictures and nice songs in you.
Muacks.

What shall I say about work today besides another powepoint that was sent weeks ago is not ready today and it's supposed to be given to another country last week.
Sweet life.
But it's Friday. I shall go home, collect my new glasses, drink some orange juice, say hi to Monique and proceed to study.

What's new?

****FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAY ****

1) I studied only one chapter today. It's 10.47pm and I gotta study after this..

2) I bought a laptop! Compaq Presario V3650TU! Isn't she a beauty? Now my mum wants to use it tomorrow when she was the one telling me not to waste money. Ironic isn't it? Got tons of things to upload but no time now. Maybe after my exam or I'll get Vani to do it I'm sure she'll be pleased.

I feel so retarded - my typing is so slow cos its so much easier with a normal keyboard.

Good deal though - $2399 for the notebook, a Canon printer (gave to Amriq), 2Gb thumbdrive & retractable optical mouse.

3) I did my own blogskin. Amriq doesn't like it as he says Wentworth Miller is gay. But you see, I don't care abt Wentworth Miller - I only like "Michael Scofield" the character.

Psst, his name is Wentworth for cryin out loud.

I shall end this post by saying -

It's 11pm. I took that long to type these pathetic few words.

Don't mind me as I go and study now & type more tomorrow.

Did you see that?

I did not write the previous post.

Why would anyone want to hack into a blog?

I'm suspecting Amriq or Vani, but Amriq wouldn't know which email address I'm using butI gave Vani my email & password to do up the blogskin and tagboard which she hasn't done..

So Vani, I know it's you. But I shan't deleted the post. It looks cute.

Long day at work today. Time is moving fast and that's a good thing.

So frustrated. Imagine this - someone gives you a powerpoint presentation to look at two weeks in advance before the meeting in which the presentation is to be used

BUT

NO

you decide to look at it two or three days before the meeting and then realize you wanna change 80% of it but take your own mama's time to do so then the someone who gave it to you hounds you daily to do it

BUT

NO

you take your own sweet shit time and then the someone demands from your poor subordinate, this innocent young woman to do it when it is beyond her control. So this innocent young woman keeps asking you about it but you decide you have better things to do and tell this girl that it might not be ready and to tell that someone that.

Now ladies and gentlemen, pls do not forget that someone is frigging pissed. Oh deary me, I forgot to mention that the presentation was to take place at 8am tomorrow morning.

Wanna guess who is that helpless young woman?

I shall end this short, disgruntled post by saying:-

Some people should just be hanged for stupidity.

Mr XXX

1964-2007

Hanged by stupidity.

Thank you.

HACKED

YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED SHELBYTISHA!

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS GAME.

Why wasn't Hari Raya on Sunday?

If Hari Raya was on Sunday, we could have gotten today off and I would have woken up late and Vani is also at home today and we could have lazed around and had alot of fun.
But then again, I have an exam in (let me count) 12 days time. Yikes!!

I told myself I wouldn't procrastinate but I did. Is that the right way to spell it? (refers to dictionary.com.Yes it's correct. I am a guru at spelling. They should have somesort of spelling bee competition. I'll win, I tell ya) I haven't studied yet but I'm going to start today (trying to redeem myself here).


So I have to startstudying. No going out till next Sat - my exam. Workplace Law. ggggrrrreat.

I did get a High Distn for my bridging module and I feel like I need to get it again but with all this wasting of time, I really don't know. I've already scanned my notes here so if I have nothing to do I can read them but I feel its better to physically write it down, helps one remember things better.

A new girl is joining us end of yr and I've heard some bad things abt her having an attitude problem so I thought I'd be nice and casually and gently bring it up to my bause and he wasn't the least disturbed abt it so I left it alone. This was on Fri yeah, and before I went back he told me tht someone told him that I was difficult but he doesn't experience anything and he's pleased with me and he told that "person" exactly that. Now, I'm no rocket scientist but only a few ppl knew I transferred dept so I'd place my last dollar on my ex-boss whom the whole co hates so gee wee, tough luck huh. My bause must be an idiot to believe something coming from a person like that.

She's a kookie I tell you and not in a good way.

Albert Einstein would lose out in a 'whose-hair-stands-taller' competition, she's an aging spinster who bullies an older woman to buy food for her everyday and when she enters a room, everyone shrinks back like she's the next outbreak of smallpox. But no, one cannot take their eyes of the hair-do. Gatsby, anyone? But she's a powerful woman but I wouldn't want to lead such a sad life with such a notorious reputation.

So coming back to that girl - if her reputation preceeds her, she better not try to be funny with me. Yindianos, you know what they can be like. No racism or stereotyping here but experience tells alot. Can't sue me here!

On Sun, we went to my auntie's place and played Poker. I lost $20 and Amriq, being a bit lost in the game managed to win $30. I am darn sure my $20 went there. He kept winning a few times and big stakes too. (ok la not so big considering the fact that the max bet was $1) and I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO PLAY so I think rightfully half should come to me!
P.s: Siraj (amriq's cousin) owes me 6 bucks.

quirky news : My co just sent an email abt a new clause of somesort regarding blogging that my wonderful co's name should not be mentioned in it and we are not supposed to blog abt work activites.

Well, I think (a) no one will be that dumb to mention where they work (b) how can you restrict what one blogs about so long as it doesn't violate the govt, the reputation of a company or a person, racism or promote any sort of disharmony in the country or well, anything tht a normal person wouldn't talk about. There was one article in Australia, I think, or was it UK, where a woman was fired for blogging about her company but then again she stated the name (bimbo).

I haven't said anything...

YET.

I shall end this post by saying ...............................

Bye.

Prison Break!

I am eating Subway sandwich as I type and the lettuce is falling out all over the place...
Sara's dead ! Sara's dead! Sara's dead! dances around wildly

told you so! I told Raushan & Amriq that Sarah's head would be in the box.

[That's Season 3, episode 4 - educate yourself]

The actress who plays Sarah is pregnant so her part was axed from the show. (The interview is on http://community.tvguide.com/blog/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/700000049)

It was about time they got rid of the plain Jane and chose me to be Scofield's new love interest.

Imagine this : The Company realizes Scofield cannot break Whistler out alone so they sent a mysterious Asian woman (ahem ahem) who was equally as brainy (ahem ahem) as Scofield to Sona to help him. She goes under cover (she's untouchable ok) and they fell in love and he gets torn between Sarah (who he doesn't know is dead) and the new mysterious woman and when Lincoln finally tells Scolfield that Sarah is dead, he actually feels relieved!

Now guess who this smart, mysterious Asian woman is!

I went for my gym training just now and I nearly died. My friggin back hurts and I can hardly walk. Sit ups are a killer. I absolutely cannot do them and they are absolutely pointless as I absolutely don't feel it working and its an absolute waste of energy. But of course, the trainer just smiled and made me do more.

The damn phone is ringing and ringing. Don't people get it? If no one picks up within the first two times you try, means no one is there?? But NOOOooo they choose to call over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

And it's just so obvious it's the same person as it rings continuously. REDIAL.

Amriq failed his driving test. I really thought he would pass. If you're reading this Amriq, DOESN'T $1500 SPENT AT THE SCHOOL TEACH YOU NOT TO PANIC AND GO OVER THE CURB?

Sorry. I still love you.

BUT I was so anxious from 10am to 11am waiting for his call to tell me he's gonna fetch me after work, too anxious really as if I was a father waiting for my wife to give birth...

So he called and told me he failed and he swore by it but then again he always swears and LIES.

(God, are you reading this? Punish the asshole.)

So I went to his CDC (Comfort Driving Ctr...) student link and kept refreshing to see and there were no further lessons that could be book so I thought he'd just play it on till end of day and then show me his paper license.

Then he called and told me the next test is 22/10/07 and I refreshed again and yup, he failed.

Oh well, better pass on 22nd sweetheart or you can take the bus for the rest of your life.

On another note, I finished my assignment and sent it to my lecturer for him to check my referencing apparently the moderator in Murdoch has a stick in his ass and choose a bunch of ppl's assignment to moderate. I'm pretty certain he probably chose mine because he likes my name.

I don't like his. It's Phillip. Reminds me of a gay chiropractor. I have his picture but I can't put it up. I might get sued.

On another note, how do you ask someone for money? My bause (use your brains) asked me to buy fruits for him everyday and he gave me $50 and the fruits are $2.50 per box - do your Math and that would be 20 days aka a month.

He gave mid August. do your Math again. I subtly said several times that the "fruit fund" is down or gone and he says "Oh ok" so I got fed-up after some time and stopped buying. Yesterday he opened the fridge and remarked there were no fruits and I told him it's gone. Today I bought again.

I will ask the fruitcake ONE LAST TIME today and if he continues to be a typical Yindiano, he can fly a kite for all I care.

This is a long entry.

I shall end this entry by stating a stupid thing Vani, my sister did yesterday :

Amriq, Vani and myself were seated on a swing and she kept on pushing it faster and Amriq pulled one of her slippers and tossed across the playground.

Vani, the Genius, pulled off the other slipper and tossed it as well, citing it was better this way.

What a fruitcake.

Word of the day : f r u i t c a k e

P.s: I hate fruitcakes. They suck. They taste old and "gimme a bowl of sugar with a bit of flour please". Pui. My wedding cake is NOT gonna be fruitcake - contrary to common practice.

Ya hear that Amriq?

.w e l c o m e . w e l c o m e.

Hi all,

Welcome to my blog.
I am disgruntled.

dis·grun·tle

–verb (used with object), -tled, -tling.
to put into a state of sulky dissatisfaction; make discontent. [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=disgruntled]


So now that I have explained clearly what it means, who dares to disagree with me?

So long as you are at this page, you shall read and accept whatever I write (or type, rather) and if you disagree with my thoughts, screw you. Go fly a kite. (see, I'm disgruntling already.viola!)

P.S: Actually I'm damn free and bored at work (yes free and work in the same sentence. gasp!) and so I decided to get a blog since everyone's got one.

Did you know that 87% of us are disgruntled employees? Of course, I've referring to the unfortunate bit of us that are actually employed, working for others, in what we call the
"master - servant" relationship.
And did you also know that 46.7% of statistics are all total bullshit.
(if you didn't get the joke by now, please scroll to the top right-hand corner of this page, look for the little red x and click your mouse.)

During the course of this operation Type.Blog.When.Free, I shall be venting my anger, frustration, boredom, happiness, sadness, disgust, what the f**k? and so on and so forth and you, the reader, shall accept and comprehend and reflect on my precious words and I shall end this post by writing this :

*closes eyes and reflects*
Women who think that the way through a man's heart is through his stomach, need be known that they are aiming a little too high.

Thank you.
Adioz.